Altair “Fuck off, Malik” Ibn-La’Ahad
Ezio “Makes Everyone Attracted to a 65 Year Old Man” Auditore
Connor “Giant-Sized, Sexy-As-Fuck Nerd” Kenway
Edward “Loves To Make Dick Jokes” Kenway
Arno “Please Don’t Let Me Bang My Step-Sister” Dorian
Shay “My Accent Will Win Over Everyone” Cormac

























