Since the new Assassin’s Creed game is coming out and I know some of you may not have the right console or have enough money to buy it, I thought I’d make a tutorial on how to summon this new game.
Step One: Get your pentagram ready. It has to be made out of duct tape. If it isn’t Ubisoft will detect your fraud and take away your boobs. (and if you do not have boobs, they will try to give you boobs but complain because its too hard)
Perfect!
Step Two: Place items in designated corners of your pentagram. (Use whatever items you please)
Notice how I made everything French related. Do that but speak in an English accent even though you are Austrian and French.
Step Three: You’re probably thinking “is this where we light the candles?” NO.Have you learned nothing from AC3. Fire=Bad. So what you must do is sacrifice your least favorite AC game.
If you cant choose thats totally cool. Just use a bowl of your tears.
Made fresh this morning.
Step Four: Since we aren’t lighting candles or any of that bullshit, in order to complete your summoning you have to cry in French for roughly six hours. This is where the tissues come in handy.
Step Five: CONGRATULATIONS. It worked
Step Six: Load that shit in any fucking console you want, you just made a deal with a demon motherfucker.
